I'd Be F*cked Without You Card

Nothing says "you're my bloody ride-or-die" quite like gifting a vibrator, and no card drives this message home more than Bad On Paper's "I'd Be F*cked Without You" gift card.

Ideal for bestie-to-bestie gifting across almost any occasion!

Complete the best present you will ever send, with this straight-shooter.

All Bad On Paper cards are blank inside and include an envelope.

Want us to write a message on the card? If you're sending your gift pack or vibrator directly to a recipient, pop a message in the cart comments section and we will handwrite your card for you. Remember to sign off on your cute words, so the recipient knows who to worship moving forward!