Plenty More Dicks Card

Make someone's day and remove those breakup blues with the best kind of post-relationship advice - "Plenty More Dicks In The Sea". 

Breakups are shit, but you have the power to make them less shit with a Pleasure Pal vibe pack and this legendary card from Bad On Paper.

Be a top tier mate, and gift gasms and giggles to mend your bestie's heart.

All Bad On Paper cards are blank inside and include an envelope.

Want us to write a message on the card? If you're sending your gift pack or vibrator directly to a recipient, pop a message in the cart comments section and we will handwrite your card for you. Remember to sign off on your cute words, so the recipient knows who to worship moving forward!