You're A Bloody Legend Card

Sometimes "Happy Birthday" or "Thank you" doesn't cut it.

Not for a legend anyway.

Hit the nail on the head with this card and let your VIP know how amazing you think they are!

All Bad On Paper cards are blank inside and include an envelope.

Want us to write a message on the card? If you're sending your gift pack or vibrator directly to a recipient, pop a message in the cart comments section and we will handwrite your card for you. Remember to sign off on your cute words, so the recipient knows who to worship moving forward!