Too Old To Masturbate Card
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Nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like poking fun at the process of aging. The gals at Bad On Paper are bringing the birthday lols and cheekiness with this brilliant card.
"One Minute You're Young And Fun, The Next You're Too Tired To Even Masturbate" is the perfect card pairing to any That's The Spot gift bundle or Pleasure Pal vibe.
Want the That's The Spot team to handwrite your card? Pop a super cute message in the checkout notes and our team will take care of the card writing for you.
We all got our pen licences at least 20 years ago, so our handwriting is so lush!
Card is blank inside. White envelope included.
10.5cm x 14.8cm, premium matte 400gsm paper stock.
