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I Don't Want To F*ck You Card

I Don't Want To F*ck You Card

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Platonic gifting makes the buzzing heart skip a beat! Be the ultimate bestie and treat your ride-or-die, mum, sibling or colleague to a lil bit of special self-loving.

Tell your special person just how rad they are inside this winning card from Bad On Paper.

Did you know we will handwrite your card for you? If you're sending direct to your recipient or you just hate holding pens, type a message into the checkout notes and we will write your card for you.

Card is blank inside. White envelope included.

10.5cm x 14.8cm, premium matte 400gsm paper stock.

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