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  • Hello Baby Goodbye Pelvic Floor Card
  • Hello Baby Goodbye Pelvic Floor Card

Hello Baby Goodbye Pelvic Floor Card

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The miracle of life! So fab, such a special time - but seriously, how many baby blankets and onesies do you need? The answer - not as many as you will likely receive!

Our vibrating packs make a perfect postpartum gift because they are so uniquely just for mum, they're also not 'just another onesie" and they promote the many benefits masturbation can have after childbirth. If you're sending one of our hampers as a postpartum gift, this "Hello Baby, Goodbye Pelvic Floor" card from Bad On Paper is a must add to cart.

Sending your gift directly to its recipient? Type your cutie pie message in the checkout notes and we will put pen to paper for you. We have really tidy handwriting ... honest, it's stunning!

Card is blank inside. White envelope included.

10.5cm x 14.8cm, premium matte 400gsm paper stock.

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